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Sunday, June 2, 2013
Does LeBron think we're blind?
A couple days ago, there was an article on ESPN where LeBron stated that he sees the value in flopping. As dumb as that is, it wasn't even the stupidest thing he said. He went on to say, "I don't need to flop. I play an aggressive game. I don't flop. I've never been one of those guys." It's true. He doesn't flop. That's why there's absolutely no
You know how when you get hit from behind and your body jolts backwards and then, as your falling to the ground, your upper body and arms go backwards again?
Or how when someone steps on your foot and your head whips back?
Or how when someone's arm or hand maybe touches your arm or hand and your head whips back?
Or how the wind from someone's arms passing in front of your face makes your head whip back? Wait, that looks familiar. Where have I seen that before?
Oh, that's right. Another member of the "non-flopping" Heat. Do they practice this stuff?
Woah! A Chalmers flop into a LeBron flop! Incredible! But no, they don't practice flopping because the Heat (and especially LeBron) don't flop.
Oh yeah, and LeBron was not fined, the day after he said he's not a flopper, because he didn't flop the day before he said he's not a flopper.
Sorry LeBron, but you can't say you don't flop. We are all witnesses.